Boy: Tunne Dekha, Us Ladki Mein Itna Attitude Hai. Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Bata? Boy: Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!
Jali Ko Aag Kehte Hain Bhujhi Ko Raakh Kehte Hain Jiski Call Dekhte Hi Daaru Utar Jaaye Usey 'Baap' Kehte Hain!
Height of some girl's Nakhre! Doctor: Kya Hua Hai Aapko? . . . . . . . . . . . . Girl: Hmmm... Nazar Lag Gayi Hai!
Pappu commented on a girl's DP Pappu: Your DP is awesome! Girl: Awwww... Thank you. Pappu: Mujhe Bhi Sikha Do Aise Hi Photoshop Karna! *Blocked*
Height of positive attitude: On chat: Boy: I love you Girl: hahahahaha . . . . Boy to his friend: Bhai, Maan Gayi 5 Baar 'Ha' Boli!